Humans are revolting
Ask me anything
Posted on 2nd Sep at 1:13 AM, with 32,205 notes


august 31st, 11:59pm


september 1st, 12:00am


Posted on 2nd Sep at 1:10 AM
I crushed my phone with my knee now the screen is black and my phone won’t stop vibrating

might not get another phone until october

Posted on 1st Sep at 10:40 PM, with 33,888 notes


mom: so hun i was in your room


and i accidentally started going through your stuff


and i found your phone


it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!


Posted on 1st Sep at 10:35 PM, with 18,848 notes
chris pratt: *blinks*
y'all: nut on me
Posted on 1st Sep at 7:53 PM, with 250,180 notes


when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image

Posted on 1st Sep at 7:29 PM, with 156,919 notes




Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

Posted on 1st Sep at 7:22 PM, with 72,890 notes


i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

Posted on 1st Sep at 7:22 PM, with 617,714 notes



she now has an academy award.

The disappointing part is that it wasn’t for this movie

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